You might be a 'roadie' if....

You know you're an addicted roadie when . . .

. . . your surgeon says you need a heart valve replacement and you insist on presta.

. . . you find nothing disgusting about discussing the connection between hydration and urine color.

. . . you empathize with roadkill.

. . . you take your bike when shopping for a motor vehicle, just to make sure it'll fit inside.

. . . good cycling roads are the main thing that matters when hunting for a new house.

. . . you view crashes as an opportunity to upgrade components.

. . . you say "On your left!" when walking around another pedestrian.

. . . dessert is the first thing you order when eating out.

. . . you smile at someone, who informs you that you have bugs in your teeth.

--Thanks Iain!