Rain rain, go away

Umbrellas: I suffer from an odd idiosyncrasy involving our wet weather friends. That's not entirely accurate. I actually can't stand the people who carry them. They only look out from under the umbrella about 3 feet, therefore forcing everyone in the oncoming to move out of the way; probably into a puddle. These human bulldozers annoy the hell out of me and I strive not to emulate them. Today however, faced with a wet walk to work, or a dry one offered by a borrowed umbrella, I caved. I become one of those people. I tried to lead by example. I kept to my side of the sidewalk. I kept my view reasonable, and I didn't force any oncomers, umbrellaless, into puddles. It was still a pain in the ass to walk with my arm at 90 degrees and the wind made things difficult, although I was never tulipped. a good umbrella I guess. All in all, I guess it was repeatable. But for all you bulldozers out there, shame shame. You're ruining peoples' mornings.